A brief update to any and all interested parties from Hobey Jiranek:
If you have been one of the 126 different visitors (474 page views) to our site since the launch in March, thank you. We hope some of the sporadic and disjointed content has been of some interest.
After a torrid start, content has plummeted in the past few weeks. Obviously, that is not in line with our long-term goal of becoming a steady producer of sports-related media, but we offer no apologies for this absence, nor do we expect that anyone wants apologies.
We are in the midst of what we are calling a “ultra-soft launch period”. The jargon is intended to be extremely vague and we recommend that you suspend any expectation as to the regularity or specificity of our output for the time being.
What I can promise you is that we have a renewed vigor in the GSM brand during this initial growth phase. I, Hobey Jiranek, along with my ground-floor GSM partners, namely Cullen Graves, Mac Mombello, Kevin “Sultan of Swat” Fleming, Max Skinner, and the young John Irby, have sworn an oath to continue the development of this infantile project and we are excited for what the future holds. That being said, we remind you to tamper expectations, that way, you can only be pleasantly surprised.
Finally, if you have made it this far, you have achieved true GSM supporter status. With this title comes no responsibility, but great reward. Send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org before 4/20/2018 with your mailing address and we will mail you an exclusive, first edition, Guru Sports Media sticker. Again, tamper those expectations, but this is just the beginning of the benefits you can expect from your continued support and interest.
Yours in Guru,